I saw a cute joke that I thought was worth sharing with everyone, rather anyone who comes to read my blog. If it was 'everyone', that would be pretty amazing that so many people were interested in what I have to say. It would be awesome. I would feel really special and proud of having gained the knowledge in spreading this blog around - which I honestly don't think I possess. But, if everyone was reading this joke, I would very proudly be proven wrong. So, if you are one of 'everyone' reading this blog, please click on becoming a follower so I can share more rantings with you, and maybe you'll figure our how to say hello to me so you won't just be a member of that mysterious group of 'everyone' that often eludes me, and my blog.
Okay, here's the joke:
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesnt matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random. If you are phobic, dont press anything. If you are anal retentive, please hold.
And... I'm sorry, but here's a couple to do with divorce:
Marriage is like a deck of cards................... In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end............. you'll wish you had a friggin' club and a spade.....
I miss my ex... but my aim is getting better.
Do you have a funny joke or story to share with me and 'everyone' else who checks this blog? If so, send it in to me so we can work together at changing the mood of those reading blogs about divorce... one person at a time.